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Monday 25 March 2024

More stand-up comedy

There is no let-up in the Atlantic lows barrelling into the west of Iberia. The Spanish metrological office has just named the latest arrival 'Storm Nelson'. So we have decided to head home via Catalonia, Languedoc and the Massif Central in the hope of dodging the worst of the downpours.

This route home is not without its complications. In the low season there are plenty of places to stay in Spain, increasingly so even inland. The exception to this is Catalonia. Sites that open before Easter are few and far between. There are some  area autocaravanas but the autovia Mediteraneo route happens to be the way home for the tens of thousands of motorhomers from northern climes who en-masse (like us!) in late March up-sticks and head north. 

Our plan was to stay for a few days at Illa Matuea campsite near l'Escala at the southern end of the Bay of Roses. However there are still a couple of days before the place reopens  Moreover the distance from Valencia to the northern end of the Costa Brava is 480kms, too far to drive in a single day. Hopefully we will find an area autocaravanas near the Ebro delta, we conjectured.

Things started out well enough, we exited Valencia Camper Stop before 10.30am which counts as almost perky by our relaxed standards. We reached Benicarlo by lunchtime and stopped in the enormous car park next to the Family Cash hypermarket.  

It was an opportunity to buy a few more bottles of Spanish wine and some Cava. The store is enormous and shopping took far longer than we planned. Consequently it was almost 4pm by the time we pulled off the A7 to look for the area autocaravanas at l' Aldea. 

Officially the place has space for 12 mohos, more than twice that number were parked up in the marked bays and surrounding waste ground nearby. German and Dutch vans predominated. This was not what we wanted. Gill found a campsite open near l'Almadrava further up the coast so we headed for there.

We know the area quite well as we rented villas near here in the mid-noughties. It hasn't changed much, Gill was spot on when she speculated that the site might be near the nuclear power station, it was right next to it! It was also about a kilometre from the 'Circuit de Calafat' racetrack. In reality the place was fine, mainly set up for camping bungalows and statics, but semi-deserted until next weekend. The receptionist reckoned they were fully booked for Easter.

The racetrack's go-cart practice finished about fiveish, it was a pleasant sunny evening so we took a stroll down the promenade linking the site to the nearby village. It was peaceful and lovely in its own way so long as you ignored the nuclear power station we that towered over the beach to the north.  

Generally speaking in our experience you rarely come across hold-ups on Spanish motorways though we have never driven around the Madrid peripheral. The only urban areas where we have had problems in the past have been near Murcia and Barcelona. Our trip around Barcelona coincided with the first Saturday of the Easter school holidays we expected delays as we drove past Barcelona. The traffic was at a standstill for miles, on the opposite carriageway luckily. Everyone was heading south apart from a convoy of French, Dutch and German motorhomes heading homewards. They scooted past us every couple of minutes. 

On motorways with the cruise control set on 60mph our van turns in a respectable 30.2mpg. irrespective of terrain, whether the tanks are full or empty and the four dozen bottles of wine in the garage. On average we cover about 3400 miles on our winter trips to Iberia, fuel will end up costing about £750. We used to spend about the same on campsites and aires but those have notched up somewhat in the last couple of years. I think we will have spent around £1000 on accommodation by the time we've finished. Using the long sea crossing to Santander in February adds to the total, as does our decision to use Eurotunnel, making the total for sea crossing this trip about £800.  So, £2250 for two people to travel in Europe for 60 days, that's ok I think.
After a quick visit to l'Escala Mercadona 
we arrived at Illa Matuea campsite mid afternoon. The receptionist recognised us with a surprised "you're back already". Apart from locals with seasonal pitches there can't be many people who book out on the last day the place was open in the autumn and book in the first day the place reopens in the following spring. Situated near one of the prettiest coves we've found on Spain's Mediterranean coast in the low key resort of Cala Montgo, an easy, if slightly hilly cycle ride to the lovely seaside town of l'Estartit; it's one of our favourite places.
In late March the area is still somewhat closed-up for the winter, but it's not deserted. We took a walk down to the beach. It was blustery, but a couple of the restaurants were open and people were having lunch on the terrace, albeit sheltered by clear plastic pull-down blinds and warmed by space heaters.
The forecast was mixed, but next morning dawned sunny and the breeze had abated somewhat. I now had no excuse whatsoever to postpone the reason why we were here. Attempt number three to actually stand up on my stand up paddle board.

It's a bit of a faff getting to the point of even launching the SUP. Folded-up the thing packs away into a big bag with rucksack style straps. Twenty years ago I might have been able to lug it 800m down to the beach. These days I have to strap it to the fold-up trolley we keep in the garage and trundle it down to the sea.

Once on the beach the pre-paddle workout continued. The board needs to be inflated to 1 bar. Getting it to 0.8 bar takes patience and a bit of exertion. The last 0.2 feels brutal. At least getting into my wet-suit was much easier since I bought a two piece. Now fully equipped it was launch time.
It became obvious immediately this was not going to be the moment of my stand-up triumph. The bay was not exactly choppy, but there was a steady swell. 
Maybe an experienced paddle boarder would have been able to keep their balance, I felt I had done well to stay on-board while kneeling down. It was good practice in manoeuvring the board in less than flat calm water. It was fun but surprisingly tiring.
Next day was quite dull. We did van stuff like cleaning the interior and drying laundry.  We did manage a walk of a couple of kilometres or so up to the top of the campsite and onto the cliff top path. You get a great view of the Bay of Roses from here. In clear weather you can see the Pyrenees, not today, the horizon was lost in low cloud.
Tomorrow it's France. Our tunnel crossing is in ten days time, so not exactly a dash for home. These days we avoid dashing about altogether. Nevertheless, it is the final leg, the trip is slipping away. I am not looking forward to the long haul from one end of France to the other. Maybe next year we will book the ferry to Spain both ways. Once you factor in the fuel cost of driving 750 miles from La Jonquera to Calais, plus nine days of campsite and camping car park fees, then the long sea crossing costs about £100 more than driving. Right now that feels like a price worth paying.







Thursday 21 March 2024

Fiddling about while Valencia burns

Our quest to avoid the procession of Atlantic fronts bringing unusually squally conditions to Spain continues, driving us ever further east. It seems the Valencian Community and the Costa Blanca have had considerably more 'winter sun' than Andalusia. We decided head towards Valencia city by the inland route via Elche and Alcoi. Much of the area is  built-up and industrial. 
Under grey skies our enthusiasm to explore another Via Verde at Alcoi diminished. We pushed on, but realised that we had probably left it too late to secure a place at the busy Valencia Camper stop.

We stopped in Castalla to shop at Mercadona then drove around the corner to the municipal camper stop to have lunch. Gill clicked around on search for sites to find somewhere to stay between Alcoi and Valencia. We settled upon the area autocaravanas at Benissuera, though a bit off the beaten track the roads to it looked ok. They were, apart from the last 200m down a single track lane with high walls on each side. The local municipality had made a real effort to make the village autocaravanas comfortable and well designed. 
We expected it to be virtually empty given the location but there were about eight other vans in the place. It does emphasize the point I keep making, winter sun in Spain by motorhome is now a mass participation activity amongst Northern Europe's recently retired.

Given the situation here we decided to book the Valencia Camper Park on-line. It was a short drive next day to Betera just north of the city. However once again we needed to a Mercadona to buy the things we forgot yesterday. We headed to the store at Alberic. The car park was deserted. Not for the first time we were bamboozled by a Spanish saint's day! This is not surprising given that after a month or more wandering about knowing which day of the week it is feels like a minor achievement and only Google knows the actual date. Ever the witless travellers' faithful Sancho, Gill's phone duly informed her it was St. Joseph's day, which doubles up in Spain as Fathers' Day and is a national public holiday. This caught us out last year too, but we never learn.

We arrived in Valencia Camper Park in mid-afternoon. Pre-booking had been a smart move, the place was packed. They have a good system here, you can pre-book on-line but they keep 15% of the pitches for people turning up on spec. The reason why the place was full became apparent as darkness fell. Suddenly it sounded as if a small war had broken out, the van shook slightly at each massive explosion, the sky it-up towards the city centre and acrid smoke drifted across the dull burnt orange sky.
We had inadvertently arrived on the final day of Valencia's famed Fallas festival. Events take place throughout the first three weeks of March but the festival culminates with five days of 'Mascletà' - neighbourhood firework displays - each one more intense and louder than the next. Giant papermaché figures are built around the city, fantastical or satirical creations up to 15 metres high. 
At midnight on St. Joseph's day one by one they are set alight. The event is world famous, like the Rio carnival, and hotels are booked up months in advance. We just happened to turn up accidentally and failed to witness any of it other than the final big bang of a nearby Mascletà.

We headed into the city the next day expecting it to look like a war zone. It was pristine. An army of municipal workers must toil through the night to clean up
after the fire festival. 
It's Spain, you wouldn't expect otherwise, they don't leave litter, even in remote parking places there is always a bin and it's never full to overflowing.

We headed to the Central Market as usual. While we were at the café there waiting for our tapas to arrive I checked back on the blog to see when we first discovered the place. November 2014! 
Almost a decade ago, it's all a bit sobering the way time slips by.
Yesterday's Mercadona failure meant we needed to do a bit of shopping. The Central Market really does stock the best quality fresh ingredients that you are likely to find anywhere. 
It's a kind of miracle of abundance, a place you exit feeling more positive about humanity than when you entered, and given the human condition right now that seems verging on the miraculous.

Afterwards we decided to walk through the old city to the Turia park. Like many Spanish places with Arabic roots it's very easy to become very disorientated in the warren of narrow alleyways. It sent Google maps haywire and we ended up accidentally in a small square next to the cathedral not next to the Turia park as planned. 

The square was thronged, hundreds of people gathered around an enormous figure of St Mary - Nuestra Señora de los Desamparados. 'Our Lady of the Forsaken' is Valencia's patron saint and is venerated by laying bouquets of flowers at her feet. The side of the cathedral seemed to have been covered in them too just to make sure 'Our Lady' felt super venerated. Somehow Gill and I became separated in the crowd. I phoned her to find out where she was, about 20m away as it turned out.
 

Somehow we did manage to find the Turia park and wandered back towards the metro, exactly in fact as we did last year. 

Back at the van Gill stared at her phone and the Valencia street map determined to find something different to do tomorrow. Valencia Camper Stop is one station short of where metro line 1 terminates north of the city at Betera. We decided to go beyond the city centre and explore the Valencian littoral - at the end of line 4. 

The journey took a little less than an hour and involved two trams. Beyond the monuments of the city centre Valencia is a city of vibrant neighborhoods and closely packed mid-rise apartment blocks. It doesn't feel as if there is much in the way of greenery. 

Though the wide promenade behind the even wider beach is a little scruffy and windswept I suspect it's much appreciated as a welcome open space.

The area is next to the container port and has quite a few old style warehouses from the mid twentieth century and crumbling monuments At the moment the locality is hovering uncertainly between the grungy and the hipsterish.
Gill had spotted a well reviewed local café in the area - La Cabanyita. It was down a side street at the rear of the promenade in an area of half abandoned looking concrete industrial buildings. There was no one about, we wondered if it would be open even though Google maps said it was.
It's rare that your expectations are blown away, that you happen on somewhere wonderful out of the blue. This was one such moment.
 La Cabanyita had a bit of a Hackney vibe, somewhere that Sarah and Rob might have taken us where we find ourselves the oldest couple in the place by a couple of decades. 
The woman running the café was relaxed, friendly and attentive. It's a bit tricky to nail exactly how the place had been styled, the best I can come up with is - upscale shabby chic, but I realise that is seemingly a contradiction in terms.
Whoever had selected the music had put some thought into the playlist. Whenever Sarah and Rob visit us we wake up to the internet DJ Charlie Bones' morning show. An interviewer once described his style as 'a signature mix of genre-spanning deep cuts and rare grooves with a dreamy, dance-inflected edge'. Something similar might have been said about the soundtrack to our lunch.

There was nothing particularly unusual or fancy about the menu. As usual we opted to share some small plates. First up, a tapas classic reimagined. The patatas bravas werr made  partly with sweet potato and partly with humble spuds accompanied by a garlicky sauce as well as the usual spicy one. 
This came with the deconstructed mushroom ravioli we ordered.

However what came next was the star turn, simple but utterly delicious croquettes -
This prompted Gill to award the place her ultimate accolade observing, "Whoever made this knows how to cook."

To turn something ordinary into a memorable experience takes skill, practice, a good palate and a willingness to keep experimenting until the dish has been perfected. We finished off with a cortado and tiramisu. The latter was a good effort rather than stunning - but then we are in Spain; to make a truly stunning tiramisu you probably have to be Italian and have been shown how to do it by Nonna.

So, the question we turned to as we wandered back to the metro stop, where did 'La Cabanyita' sit in our panoply of simply delicious and inexpensive places to eat? Was it up there with explosive burrata puccia from the backstreets of Gallipoli, the 'Rita Hayworth' croque in Sete, the spanakopita munched on the quayside of Finikounda, a dorada grilled on the bbq at La Sereia in Sagres, the lemon polenta cake we had at a cafe at Felixstowe Ferry, or the Marammeni al ragu we were served in a bottega in Burchio in the Arno Valley? All these places had served us stunningly delicious food in ordinary looking places. We agreed that maybe La Cabanyita was up there, though the pasta dish in Burchio may have trumped them all.

The metro back to the camper stop took half the time as the outward one because we arrived at the stop moments before the tram departed and the same thing happened when we had to change lines in the city centre. Though the tram was busy - late afternoon full of students heading back from lectures from the two universities we passed  - this meant we were guaranteed a seat. Spanish young people are meticulous about offering older people their seat. When it first happened about eight years ago I was a bit taken back - do I look that old! Now I am just thankful!

So, a good final day in Valencia. Note to self always do different stuff especially when you are revisiting somewhere you are familiar with. Though it would be tricky to return to Valencia and not have lunch at the Central Market Bar, for us I think it represents some sort of archetypal civilised place of mundane beauty, where the good life feels easily attainable. The same could be said about the city itself. It celebrates it's illustrious past by living in the here and now. It feels optimistic in a way you rarely sense back home.



Sunday 17 March 2024

Weekend anthropology

Not for the first time the crowded sites on the coast started to get us down. We never intended to go to Punta del Calnegre or Isla Plana in the first place. Our plan from Gibraltar had been to head to Ronda then west towards Granada then spend a few days at a campsite next to the Embalse de Negratin where I could practice falling off my paddle board. The lake is also close to a Via Verde which we haven't cycled yet, so it looked a good place to stay for a week or so. Sadly the weather forecast was abysmal throughout Andalusia. We spent two days in the site at Beas de Granada watching the rain pour down. Things looked more promising towards Cartegena and Murcia so we ended up on the busy coastal sites instead.

Though the weather was forecast to be fine for another couple of days here, the outlook was changeable, blustery with the chance of being enveloped by a Saharan dust cloud. The outlook further north around Valencia looked better. So we hatched a plan, a couple of days around Mula and Bullas to cycle the Via Verde de Noroeste again, then north past Elche to Alcoi. I had marked on our map the route of another via verde near there that we hadn't cycled yet with a free area autocaravanas next to it.  

However, it's rare for anything to go exactly to plan. Mula is a small town in the barren hills west of Murcia. A ruined Moorish castle sits on top of a pointy hill, the town spread out around it's foot. From the area autocaravanas in the corner of the sports centre car park to town itself looks somewhat unprepossessing, though 
lemon tree orchards surround the place and the urban outskirts dotted with smallholdings among drab concrete apartment blocks. 

There were about eight other motorhomes spread about in the big car park, busier than last year but not overcrowded like the coastal sites. We off-loaded the bikes and set off down the nearby trail. It's a dramatic rocky landscape, the bleakness softened by big citrus fruit plantations and acres of olive trees.

Murcia and eastern Andalusia are suffering month's long drought. It's a dry climate under normal circumstances so the lack of rainfall in the mountains in the autumn and early winter have turned a chronic issue into an acute one.

Nevertheless there is still large scale planting going on, young olive trees set in long strips of black plastic with irrigation pipes running the whole length. How can that be sustainable?  The new plantations looked spectacular creating liquorish allsorts style stripes across the chalky white hills.

The bike ride proved tricky from my point of view, underlining the extent to which my condition has deteriorated over the past year. The trail was rough, the compacted  surface potholed and ridged by agricultural vehicles that share the via verde with cyclists.

 It was no different last year but I have had two surgical procedures affecting my lower abdomen in the last few months and I found the trail challenging. I hope things improve slowly over time, getting out and about on our bikes on traffic free routes is something we love doing. For that to be curtailed would be a sad thing.

However, our return trip to Mula was not just about the trail. When we came here last year we didn't visit the town. From the area autocaravanas the castle looks spectacular but the town nothing special. When I looked on Google Maps one place stood out. With a review score of 4.8 the Museo de Arte Ibérico El Cigarralejo came out as the town's top attraction. I like well curated small museums and after the profoundly underwhelming one in Gibraltar I felt I was 'owed'. 

The centre of town was a 20 minute walk from the area autocaravanas. The outskirts of Mula were a bit drab but the town centre more attractive than we anticipated. 

The museum itself was great, showcasing finds from a nearby iron age Iberian settlement occupied continuously from the 7th to the 1st centuries BCE. In particular the grave goods from the necropolis were remarkably well preserved, the arid climate ensuring fragments of textiles and leather goods survived as well as metalwork and ceramics.

History is dominated by the written word. So far as the Mediterranean is concerned during the classical era our understanding has been shaped by accounts written by Greek and Roman writers. Much less is known about other major civilisations such as the Phoenicians or Etruscans. We understand even less about the native tribal cultures that coexisted with Greeks and Romans and what we do know is often based the views of Greeks and Romans themselves who regarded any other culture than their own as barbaric.

So the artefacts on display in the Museo de Arte Ibérico El Cigarralejo provide a fascinating insight into native Iberian people before the peninsula was absorbed into the Roman empire in the first century BCE.

The settlement was small - around fifty dwellings, a sanctuary and a necropolis. It was occupied for almost six centuries. Judging by the harnesses and bridles found in the tombs of the males, horses were central to the culture and possibly worshipped. Hundreds of small effigies of horses were discovered either modelled in clay or cast in bronze. Even today Spanish people venerate horses, especially in Roma culture. Maybe this connection stretches way back into prehistory.

The museum held hundreds of examples of the Iberian tribes' pottery. Typically the pieces were decorated with simple geometric patterns in a way that made them look quite modern. 

The women's tombs yielded examples of finely wrought jewellery and small, delicate jars and pots for ointments, perfumes and cosmetics. 
Fragments of fabrics also survived, enough to make a guess at their costume. Their headgear was tall and pointy, reminiscent of the traditional costumes found in the steppes of Eurasia today.

What also was unequivocally evidenced was the interconnectivity of ancient Mediterranean cultures. Examples of both Attic Red and Black figure vases were unearthed from the necropolis, traded via Phoenician merchants presumably. Cartegena is less than 50 kms. away, and the network of trade routes controlled by the Phoenicians stretched from the Levant to Cornwall..

What was great about the place is how it communicated the richness and sophistication of the indigenous people of the Mediterranean whose stories had been reduced to mere footnotes in the works of ancient writers. The place was full of surprises, such as the fact that Iron Age Iberian tribes were literate, their inscriptions using an alphabet that looked almost runic.

So, a great way to spend an hour or so on a Saturday morning. By the time we left the museum we were feeling much more positive about Mula. The museum is located in a grand seventeenth century mansion. Clearly the town was once more important than today, but even today we noticed a sense of civic pride about the place. 

We walked across a brand new public garden with big raised beds faced with beautifully decorated tiles. The planting was so recent that some of the shrubs still had name tags on them. It was immaculate apart from one empty crisp packet littering the pristine pavement. As a newly adopted good citizen of Mula I headed straight for the offending object and put it in the bin.

We had lunch back at the van then headed  25kms west along the motorway to Bullas.
We stayed in the town's municipal campsite last year. It's basic, badly maintained but very cheap!

As for the town itself it's scrappy but industrious. As well as firms serving the needs of the local fruit farms there are lots of light engineering works too. However the place is mainly known for the local red and white wines produced from monastrell grapes. The terroir achieved DO status in 1996 and it's growing reputation was rewarded in 2021 when the town was given the accolade of being Spain's 'gastronomic capital' for that year.

Unlike the coastal campsites crowded with grey-haired seasonal migrants from colder climes the few that are open inland are largely unfrequented in the winter apart from at the weekend. Like in Italy many families in Spanish urban areas live in apartments with no outside space. Parking an elderly caravan in a seasonal plot on some unloved site in the nearby countryside is popular in both countries. Equally popular is attaching rickety gazebos or haphazard tarpaulin awnings to the ancient caravan then filling the rest of the pitch with ramshackle plywood storage huts or outside kitchens. 

It gives the sites a favella vibe which looks dismal during the week when empty but comes alive from Friday to Sunday when people exit the cities to party at the weekend under the stars. 

The Bullas campsite reception did not reopen after lunch until 4pm, and  being rural Spain in practice this meant twenty minutes after then. We were parked outside the gates. Gill kept hopping out at regular intervals; slowly small gaggle of us gathered more in hope than expectation. Gill befriended a large locust sunbathing on the reception outside light. It was big enough to adopt as a pet.

By fiveish we had settled in. The regulars in the nearby seasonal pitches, roused from an extended siesta, entered into a frenzy of parcelas improvements, fixing up flappy bits on their gazebo, re-roofing the outside kitchen shack. This required an impressive array of power tools - shrieking circular saws, mini-drills and thudding nail guns. 

After a short lull it was time for our neighbours to prepare their evening meal. Clearly questions concerning how to BBQ a steak or when and how to add ingredients to a paella pan matter a lot to Spanish people, for they were hotly and very loudly debated. The decibels did not diminish when they sat down to eat. If anything the cacophony notched up a bit. There was no perceivable order to the conversation, everyone talked over one another at full volume. It appeared there were only two middle aged couples next to us but it sounded like a small tribe. One of the women had a cackling laugh as if auditioning for the role of the bad fairy in an amateur dramatic society's attempt at Sleeping Beauty. As the evening progressed they became ever louder. It's the way it is, we are 'travellers in a foreign land'. I suspect people from other countries find the English spookily quiet.

Next morning it was very peaceful. Nothing happens in Spain on a Sunday morning, there seems to be a big national lie-in. We discovered the local store was open - Sunday opening for food shopping is rare in Spain. We used the shop last year, it's brilliant, a mixture of supermarket, ironmonger, garden centre and wine merchant hidden behind an innocuous looking corner shop frontage. It was heaving, a well loved social hub it would seem. We bought some bread and six more bottles of Bullas wine to supplement the ones we purchased yesterday. 
Come early afternoon the campsite party was likely resume for an hour or two before the weekenders headed home. We decided to avoid the hubbub and took a walk through the public park next door. It had seen better days and was full of odd monuments and crumbling public buildings. 
It wasn't very interesting so instead we went for a bike ride. The minor roads around Bullas are quiet, winding through an undulating valley full of almond trees. After the party vibe of the campsite it felt gloriously peaceful. 
The area has a number of natural springs. We stopped to look at 'Pasico Ucenda'. Maybe after rain the 'fuente' is spectacular but with Murcia suffering months of drought the place marked on the map as a 'water feature' was all but dry. A few kilometres further on the road began to rise towards the Sierra Espuña. We decided to turn back.  

I noticed a bare earth track snaking across the landscape taking a distinctly indirect route through the patchwork of almond orchards. It was marked by a big sign by the roadside but I was unable to stop as Gill was already some way ahead of me and I didn't want to risk becoming separated. All I noticed as I sped past was a picture of a shepherd with his flock and the words 'Via Pecuaria' - a drovers road I surmised. 
When we got back to the van I managed to track down the sign on Google Streetview and checked out the meaning of 'Via Pecuaria'. It did translate as 'drovers road', but whereas in Britain these are now defunct ancient trackways in Spain they are still in use, 125,000km of them according to Wikipedia.
As you drive around Spain you are struck by the quality of its recently developed transport infrastructure. The main cities and towns are connected by motorways and dual carriageways built over the past four decades or so. Traffic jams are rare and as you speed across dramatic mountain landscapes and broad prairie-like plains you cannot fail to admire the country's high speed rail network. Often their tracks shadow the motorway, arrow straight across broad valleys on concrete pillars, tunnelling through cliff-faces, vanishing into deep cuttings hewn through solid rock. At 3,966km. Spain's HSR network is the second biggest in the world. Only China has more.

So it comes as a complete shock that as you drive down a quiet motorway somewhere in the emptiness of Extremadura or Castille la Mancha suddenly, on a dirt track separated from the inside lane by a flimsy chain link fence, you notice a big flock of sheep and goats straggling along accompanied by a lone shepherd and a scrawny dog of uncertain pedigree. It is as if time and space has become semi-permeable and a vision from the Neolithic momentarily inhabits the here and now.
However, what is really remarkable about these occasional visions of transhumance is they don't always happen in some remote spot. The 'via pecuarias' also skirt the edges of towns and cities. 

We have often used the area autocaravanas in the corner of the Family Cash hypermarket on the outskirts of Osuna, a biggish town about 80km west of Seville. An area of scrubland separates the car park from the nearby A92 motorway. Twice we have watched one man and his dog drive a big flock of sheep between the carpark and the busy road then disappear into the olive tree dotted plain as they wander slowly towards the Sierra de los Caballos.

More remarkably a couple of years ago a similar scene occurred while we were cycling back from Aldi on the outskirts of Jerez. We were passing through a recently constructed retail area - supermarkets, car dealerships, a big gym and fitness centre, the kind of 21st century sprawl you find everywhere. On a vacant lot between a 'Brico' DIY superstore and a Hyundai dealership an enormous herd of goats appeared seemingly out of nowhere, with shepherd and trusty hound tagging behind. It seemed to take ages for the straggling line to disappear behind the car showroom. Then the world reverted to modernity and carried on as normal.

Parked in Costa campsite crowded with fellow geriatric migrants from northern climes it's easy to become a tad crestfallen about chasing the winter sun. Sometimes it just seems pointless, like running down the clock on purpose. This is only the case where you end up in touristy hotspots where visitors outnumber the locals Elsewhere Spain is fascinating, unique, alluring and almost always generous in it's welcome. You don't need to get off the beaten track to experience this, the extraordinary is couched in the mundane everywhere. It was a good move to run away from the coast and move inland to nowhere in particular. I am feeling much perkier.



 

Friday 15 March 2024

Why we are here versus not why we are here.

I am probably one of the least spontaneous people you are ever likely to encounter. I have chatted to fellow travellers who blithely assert that they simply go where they fancy, deciding on the spur of the moment what to do next . I find this very disturbing. 

It has occurred to me that I might be a bit OCD. However, although I have a tendency to become obsessed by things I am not compulsive, I don't mind if plans don't come to fruition, because it means I can happily anticipate coming up with a new one. So if this is a disorder then it's an undiagnosed 'over-planning syndrome' yet to be exploited by the mental health industry as a new moneymaking opportunity for enterprising therapists.

When I say that I have a tendency to over-plan I think I need to Illustrate how this works in practice. Right now I am mulling over where we are heading today - Mula! near Murcia. Simple enough, but when you come to look at the map I'm using it's covered in pink marker pen squiggles and lines and arrows with GPS co-ordinates scribbled beside them. 

This is the outcome of hours of painstaking work during lockdown when I marked every Via Verde cycle track in Spain on our Iberia road atlas using information from the excellent Google "My Maps", produced by someone just as nerdy as me. Then, consulting a variety of apps - 'Search for Sites', 'Campercontacts', and 'Park for Night', I noted places to stay adjacent to the trails. It took hours, but instructed by Mophead himself to 'Stay Home and save the NHS' time, unlike toilet rolls, Weetabix and lrnbru, was not something in short supply. 

Now we come to the two densely annotated blue Post-It notes. More over-planning! Our tunnel crossing is booked for three weeks hence; the question is how to get from here (Murcia) to Calais? There are two obvious routes. One takes you north from Valencia to the Rioja, across the Basque Country and north through the west of France. The alternative is to follow the Mediterranean coast, through Catalonia and Occitanie, then north through central France using the A75 free autoroute from Montpellier to Clermont Ferrand. Somewhat counter intuitively the Mediterranean route is the shorter of the two, but only by six miles! So really they're equidistant. From my point of view this is ideal, two near identical options, an opportunity for endless procrastination!

So, each route, stopping places identified, mileages calculated, Easter public holidays noted with a square, forecast daily temperatures recorded and rain days marked with little slanty lines - in the end it was the weather that proved to be the deciding factor - home via the Costa Brava and Languedoc it is.

This was not, as you now probably suspect, an off-the-cuff decision. We both take weather watching very seriously. This could have something to do with where we live. Buxton specialises in water - more than 68,000,000 plastic bottles of it sold annually by Nestlé in the UK. Alternatively, perhaps you might fancy sitting in its supposedly healthful H₂O, a romantic weekend in the Georgian splendour of the Crescent Spa hotel, two nights on a bed and breakfast basis a mere £685 according to Booking.Com. It's a trending place.


This week the Sunday Times including it in a list of the 10 best places to live in the UK. It's OK, but having lived there for 35 years we can tell you for sure that most of the town's celebrated water does not come in bottles or overpriced spa tubs, it falls out of the sky, day after day for weeks on end. Which is probably the main reason why we spend over four months of the year driving around southern Europe dodging raindrops.

As the years go by our rain avoidance techniques have become ever more sophisticated. I have the Accu weather and AEMET (Spanish) apps on my phone, Gill's has the BBC and France Meteo. Each has a slightly different approach, Accu weather is good for long range forecasts, AEMET's cloud and rain radar will tell you what's likely to happen in the next hour or two. We've weather watched like this for years. However, in December we discovered the Met Office's YouTube channel. Tuesday's 'Deep Dive' and Wednesday's 'Ten Day Trend' are more in-depth and give the layperson a glimpse into the science behind forecasting. In particular they often give a satellite view of the North Atlantic showing the track of the jetstream. 

This view includes Iberia and is really useful as it gives us an inkling as to the general trend - settled or stormy - for the next week or two.

Twice over the last couple of months the jetstream has 'south shifted' and the Atlantic lows that make Britain's winter weather wet and unpredictable tracked across Iberia and the western Med. The Deep Dive's' bird's eye view helps us plan whether to stay put or head elsewhere.

This got me thinking about what exactly does shape our journeys. The weather yes, but I do think they are shaped by a mix of predilections and dislikes. We seek out some things and contrive to avoid others. It's a kind of implicit, hidden 'Heels for Dust' travel algorithm.

So, why we are here...

  1. Sunny days
  2. Unfrequented coasts
  3. Empty roads through a varied landscapes
  4. Lovely towns and cities yet to become social media hot spots.
  5. A café culture offering delicious, inexpensive local dishes at lunchtime

Not why we are here...

  1. Tricky driving - urban Mario cart, asphalted donkey tracks (sat-nav fails). 
  2. Sites designed for nothing larger than a vintage VW camper - minescule pitches, narrow terraced access roads, low branches, scratchy hedges ..
  3. Places where tourists outnumbered locals.
  4. Moho service points designed by people who have never driven a motorhome - in other words most of them.
  5. Rain.
So, in the tradition of bullshit bingo if we award a point each thing in the first list and deduct a point for things in the second then simply achieving a positive score would be a 'not bad result', 3+ would be pretty good and 5 very rare indeed. Have we had any 5s on this trip? Perhaps the drive on day two from Salamanca to Aljucen, our time in Sagres and the Markadia campsite by the lake. Otherwise, it's all been a bit 'not bad', principally because it has rained more frequently than on any of our previous winter trips.

Typical was our recent trip to Ronda, so profoundly 'not bad ' that I only mentioned it in passing a couple of posts ago. Despite it being the most visited of Andalusia's many celebrated pueblos blancos it's taken us a decade to get around to visiting it. The main reason is every time we've considered visiting the place, when I've looked at the road atlas, both the A-397 north from Marbella and the eastern route through the hills from Puerto Serrano looked a bit bendy and hair-raising. Add to that the place's popularity on Instagram. We chose not to visit it because it seemed a tricky drive to somewhere that had all the hallmarks of being an over-hyped tourist trap.

Maybe I was just being contrary. Heading east from Gibraltar we would pass the junction to Ronda. The area autocaravanas on the north side of the town had positive reviews and the famous historical centre, situated either side of a spectacular gorge, only a 2km walk. 

We decided to do it. So, using the somewhat spurious scoring system we have just invented how did Ronda fare? Starting with the positives:

 It was sunny, the road was quiet and the scenery spectacular.

The tapas lunch we had at a cafe was excellent. 

So overall - 3/5. 

So far as the negatives go it was less clear cut. 

The A-397 is very bendy, often has a cliff on one side and deep drain gullies on the other. However the mountains are beautiful and much of the road has a 60kph speed limit, double white lines and people stick to the rules. 

Away from the touristy bit Ronda is a pleasant lively place, it feels prosperous, and anywhere that chooses to celebrate its youngest citizens in four storey high murals has to be admired.


The old town is a tourist trap packed with tour groups herded around famous viewpoints by radio miked guides. 

However the geology of the gorge is spectacular...

Away from the crowded 'miradors' there are quieter spots in the terraced gardens that are tranquil and less frequnted. It is a special place, reminiscent of Matera at times in the way the built environment has been shaped by geology. 

So far as the area autocaravanas is concerned, it's well managed and has good facilities. It is very busy and the bays are small, a tight squeeze for a 7m van. 

Also, the access to place takes you through a residential neighborhood, a complicated grid of one way streets. I can't imagine the locals are too happy about the constant moho coming and goings. 

So a score of 3/5 on the negative side too. 

So overall a zero, almost 'not bad'! Was it worth the effort to visit Ronda? Probably. Will we return? Probably not.